101 lines
2.5 KiB
PHP
101 lines
2.5 KiB
PHP
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<?php
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/**
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* @package Hello_Dolly
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* @version 1.7.2
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*/
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/*
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Plugin Name: Hello Dolly
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Plugin URI: http://wordpress.org/plugins/hello-dolly/
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Description: This is not just a plugin, it symbolizes the hope and enthusiasm of an entire generation summed up in two words sung most famously by Louis Armstrong: Hello, Dolly. When activated you will randomly see a lyric from <cite>Hello, Dolly</cite> in the upper right of your admin screen on every page.
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Author: Matt Mullenweg
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Version: 1.7.2
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Author URI: http://ma.tt/
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*/
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function hello_dolly_get_lyric() {
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/** These are the lyrics to Hello Dolly */
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$lyrics = "Hello, Dolly
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Well, hello, Dolly
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It's so nice to have you back where you belong
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You're lookin' swell, Dolly
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I can tell, Dolly
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You're still glowin', you're still crowin'
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You're still goin' strong
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I feel the room swayin'
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While the band's playin'
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One of our old favorite songs from way back when
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So, take her wrap, fellas
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Dolly, never go away again
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Hello, Dolly
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Well, hello, Dolly
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It's so nice to have you back where you belong
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You're lookin' swell, Dolly
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I can tell, Dolly
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You're still glowin', you're still crowin'
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You're still goin' strong
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I feel the room swayin'
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While the band's playin'
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One of our old favorite songs from way back when
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So, golly, gee, fellas
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Have a little faith in me, fellas
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Dolly, never go away
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Promise, you'll never go away
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Dolly'll never go away again";
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// Here we split it into lines.
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$lyrics = explode( "\n", $lyrics );
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// And then randomly choose a line.
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return wptexturize( $lyrics[ mt_rand( 0, count( $lyrics ) - 1 ) ] );
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}
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// This just echoes the chosen line, we'll position it later.
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function hello_dolly() {
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$chosen = hello_dolly_get_lyric();
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$lang = '';
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if ( 'en_' !== substr( get_user_locale(), 0, 3 ) ) {
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$lang = ' lang="en"';
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}
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printf(
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'<p id="dolly"><span class="screen-reader-text">%s </span><span dir="ltr"%s>%s</span></p>',
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__( 'Quote from Hello Dolly song, by Jerry Herman:' ),
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$lang,
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$chosen
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);
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}
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// Now we set that function up to execute when the admin_notices action is called.
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add_action( 'admin_notices', 'hello_dolly' );
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// We need some CSS to position the paragraph.
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function dolly_css() {
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echo "
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<style type='text/css'>
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#dolly {
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float: right;
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padding: 5px 10px;
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margin: 0;
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font-size: 12px;
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line-height: 1.6666;
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}
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.rtl #dolly {
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float: left;
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}
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.block-editor-page #dolly {
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display: none;
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}
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@media screen and (max-width: 782px) {
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#dolly,
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.rtl #dolly {
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float: none;
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padding-left: 0;
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padding-right: 0;
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}
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}
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</style>
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";
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}
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add_action( 'admin_head', 'dolly_css' );
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